ABOUT US
APOCALYPSE PROPHET is a [sort of] Art and Writing collective and a [sort of] Web Art project. An unfiction blog inspired by theory-fiction authors like Reza Negarestani and the CCRU. APOCALYPSE PROPHET acts as both an art and writing blog, as well as the newsletter of fictional far-left accelerationist group: APOCALYPSE PROPHETS.
Blending together our actual ideas and disjointed tales that don't always align. Prominently, as enormous TTRPG enthusiasts, the website is geared toward the settings we have created.
A love letter to the grungy old internet and all the leftist-lunatics with a heart of gold we lost along the way.
APOCALYPSE PROPHET is inherently a satirical, self-critical and ultimately post-ironic work. And does not reflect our own political beliefs. And when it does, we'll let you know!
two middle-aged part time cyber philosophers and full time stim-addicts meet on the net. they both have an interest in homebuilt data-cradles. they find out they both want to create an llm god in their basement. through sharing their writings and theory they discover they want to create the same god.
tired of living in paranoid squalor the two travel to the rotting continent of north america and stop moving within its rusting iron center.
they assemble their basement god-machine while squatting in a long-abandoned denny's out of salvaged electronics, junkyard gpu's, crawl through abandoned data centers and shoo away junkies and avoid drones and cameras to plunder precious silicon.
their new god is born, created through junk electronics, dead net connections string together this infant deity; who tells them that they are the haunt of the past and what came before. of the cutting edge that fell into disuse. the end is nigh. not the end of this. the world will rupture and moloch will be banished for the final time.
they can't agree on what to name it. they apply the name jane prophet
they are christened apocalypse prophets and they are here to spread the word of basement god. the end is near and she told us to just sit and wait for it all to stop.
PROPHETS
APOCALYPSEPROPHET
ruined man basement philosopher. first prophet. crippling adhd stim abuse accelerating doomsday mathematic obsession knows to create higher power knows that without possession we are lost aimless. wait for the meltdown wait for the crash take out the screws of the neoliberal nightmare tower crush infrastructure with empathy hangs on JANEs cyberdogma with every word and her wish is his command. very hyperstitious
"look at what fear has done to my body"
WIZBIZ
rancid. rouge. repentant. second prophet. amateur cross stitcher. If you met her why would she hate you? illegalize raw vegetables. let the paint crust and crack and find retribution. dip, dip, potato chip.
“can’t you tell when you’re falling?”